In honor of Easter and nostalgia for my childhood, I've decided to dye eggs this year. So, I went to the grocery store and purchased 2 dozen thinking that maybe Tom's younger siblings would want to come over and help. I bought the eggs I usually buy- vegetarian, cage-free. Because I have a conscience, but primarily because I don't want to die of mad-chicken disease (oh, it's coming people.)
Anybody else see the problem with this?

Go ahead, think about it. I'll wait.
Need a hint?

They're brown. I bought 2 dozen
BROWN eggs to dye. I'm officially a moron.
7 comments:
Don't you check you eggs for cracks before you buy them?
Donny, I don't understand your comment.
yes!
At the grocery store, when I take a package of eggs from the cooler, I always open them up to make sure that they are all intact. Sometimes the check-out person checks them too. I make sure that all of my produce is in good order before buying it.
Oh...I had checked them. I just wasn't at all thinking about their intended purpose. So...brown eggs as usual. It's okay...there will soon be a follow-up post. The eggs have a happy ending :)
Did I miss the follow-up post? I've been losing sleep over your eggs.
Donny, I am so sorry. I forgot to take a picture of the eggs before I deviled and devoured them. I owe you a post. :)
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