I am in a hospital basement. I've just left the cafeteria and am taking the elevator to the 8th floor. The elevator stops on the first floor. A woman walks in with a dog. The dog is wearing a pearl necklace with a pink bow, and pearl "bracelets" around each of her(?) front paws. The dog is running laps around the woman and tangling her up in the leash.
Me: "Your dog is dressed to the nines"
Dog Lady: "Yes. Today she's Barbara Bush."
And then she and Barbara walk off the elevator.
I assume the 1st floor houses the psych ward. Primarily because if you're going to dress your dog as someone, I think we all know the obvious choice: