I'm in line at the grocery store in a non-express aisle. The woman in front of me is purchasing two bananas. Not two bunches of bananas. Two f-ing bananas. She ripped two bananas off their bunch and then stood in front of me in line.
And then she paid for them with a check.
This is the kind of day I'm having.
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1 : to remove from one place and settle or introduce elsewhere 2 : to transfer an organ or tissue from one part or individual to another
1 comment:
That sounds like someone who lives at the very edge of the delivery area ordering two sets of wings (so as to hit the $10 delivery minimum), paying by Mastercard (PJ wings = priceless, apparently), and then (of course) "forgetting" to tip.
"Oh, I didn't think I had to do anything but sign...I thought the tip was included."
Whatever...I secretly hope that people like that choke to death on a chicken wing bone. I'm not bitter.
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