Whaaaaaaaaaaat??!???!!!From a dude named Cesar that looked a lot like this:
So not kidding. Thank you Craigslist.So I think we can all agree, my day was going pretty well. And then I drove home.
It's gorgeous out, not as warm as yesterday (86 degrees in April? Yes please.) but definitely nice enough to have the windows down. I have a ton of hair that is easily blown into knots, so I rarely have my window down further than an inch- as was the case today.
So I'm driving with my sunglasses on, I hear something like a rock hitting the windshield, and all of a sudden it feels as though the glasses have moved on my face. You know what happened?
A ROCK CAME IN THROUGH THE 1-INCH CRACK IN THE WINDOW, PLINKED ME IN THE FACE, AND BROKE MY SUNGLASSES!
Look at these things!!! That missing chunk could easily have been my forehead. Or cornea.Seriously what the hell?! How does that happen?! I couldn't find the assassin rock, or the missing piece of plastic. I guess they both disintegrated. There's an entire windshield for minerals to target, but instead they choose my face. Either this kind of thing happens to everyone and I'm just better with documentation, or there's an entire Kingdom that is out to destroy me. So now I am without sunglasses (AKA much-needed armor for my eyeballs.)
I guess I'll be parking the hammock in the shade.
5 comments:
"PLINKED ME IN THE FACE!" is the best line.
Maybe it wasn't a rock. Maybe it was spontaneous catastrophic glasses failure. At least as common as spontaneous combustion...if not more so.
-T
PS, also: PLINKED ME IN THE FACE!
OMG. We need Peanuts up there, STAT.
I never met Peanuts, so i need you to explain your comment. :-p
I'm a believer in the 2nd rock theory.
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