I'm in line at the grocery store in a non-express aisle. The woman in front of me is purchasing two bananas. Not two bunches of bananas. Two f-ing bananas. She ripped two bananas off their bunch and then stood in front of me in line.
And then she paid for them with a check.
This is the kind of day I'm having.
That sounds like someone who lives at the very edge of the delivery area ordering two sets of wings (so as to hit the $10 delivery minimum), paying by Mastercard (PJ wings = priceless, apparently), and then (of course) "forgetting" to tip.
ReplyDelete"Oh, I didn't think I had to do anything but sign...I thought the tip was included."
Whatever...I secretly hope that people like that choke to death on a chicken wing bone. I'm not bitter.