me: Also I accidentally ate at a strip club last night.
C: How do you accidentally eat at a strip club?? And what did you eat?
me: I ate at a restaurant right next door to a strip club. Came back to the hospital, told them where we'd eaten...apparen
tly it's the same operation.
C: You need a t-shirt.
me: Yeah. I'm excited to turn in my receipt at work. "Foxy Lady."
me: I ate at "Frank's" but apparently it's "Frank's Foxy Lady"
C: Frank's Foxy Lady. I love it. What did you eat?
me: A scallop roll. Which of course now I regret. Because I ate stripper scallops.